A Good Alibi

The other night, I kept on complaining about how fat I was. Although Dennis does not complain at all, he is supportive of all that I want to do, like if I want to go on a diet or start an exercise regimen.

The problem is, I cannot follow through. I mean, I start something, but do not finish it. So in the end, I just gain back all the weight I lost and then some. So I just keep on gaining weight. I think that I need to do something drastic and maybe take some of the best diet pills for women that are available in the market today. The problem is, they are all too expensive!

So anyway, while I was ranting, Dennis suggested that whenever someone tells me that I am so fat, I should answer that I am pregnant. And when asked how far on the road am I, I should say, “Two months from now.” hahahaa It is just so funny that I couldn’t help but laugh. I think that is a funny alibi, right? And it will give people a good laugh.

But that should be no excuse for me to keep on gaining weight like this. Obesity is no laughing matter with all the health complications related to it. Sigh…

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